SEOMoz.com has a funny post about unusual long tail terms that have resulted in hits to their site.

My favorites are:

How to read minds - as if Google could tell the answers to that.

Better than google – as if Google would tell the answers to that.

How does google see my site - Yes, as a outlet for Adsense ads of course.

Now, some gems from my own site:

Blog nightmare – really my site isn’t that bad is it? I can explain. I posted about this cartoon by Dilbert.

First time buyers picky picky – almost like a James Bond movie from the 60’s

Close encounters of third kind sound bites – well, I know blogging is alien to some people but come on, it doesn’t bite. It is strictly vegetarian. : )